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Post by Bernie Hallam on Sept 8, 2006 2:33:26 GMT 1
Or Allen....................................
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Post by Flash on Sept 11, 2006 15:47:07 GMT 1
So a few days until the big one, no I dont mean the match, I mean the race which will dictate the speed ratings of the team. Currently the un official rankings place me about 4/5th. This will be proved on Sunday!
I think that there will be a few dissapointed people mainly Luke and Constable and Cowley [If his wife lets him take part in the race] But I think last place will be taken by Ratty or Jamie.
Anyway I'm off down the running track - Some guy called Maurice Green has been asking me for a few tips!
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Post by copland on Sept 11, 2006 16:37:48 GMT 1
Dont worry gents, i recall, a game last year in the pouring rain over at slades farm when shaw man a.k.a flash challenged me to a race after the game. I did warn him that despite the fact i had been clocked doing 22 miles worth of running that game compared to shaw mans 1.8 miles i would still take part in what he described as a 'challenge'.............we all know who the word 'challenge' related to. After what can only be described as a brisk walk for myslf i seemed to lose 'flash' into the distance. Thinkin he was hurt due to his slowness i went back to check if he was ok.....to my surprise he was fine, so i finished the 'challenge' with enough time left to clap shaw man in over the finish line. Well done Shaw man, remember its the taking part that counts.
Go easy on him guys, slow down towards the end of the race, not you shaw man or youll end up at walking pace.
P.S Kevin has settled in well, as would like to thank you all for being such a lovely bunch of chaps with some greggs scones and a few pimms on friday night at his little cottage. Everyones welcome
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Post by Flash on Sept 12, 2006 16:17:23 GMT 1
Ah Marky,
I heard you didnt even know you where taking part in the race you were running from that guy with the electronic tag on, because during the game he threatened you, thats why you had to hot foot it out of there and out of Bournemouth. Its amazing what you can do when the old adrenalines pumping!
How is the witness protection scheme?, we have all heard your cover story, that your working for JP in London - but really I know your a valued employee of Kerry foods in Poole.
Keep turning out those sausages, or else the team wont have anything to eat when we go back to the pub. Oh and if you can put in a few hours overtime as me and Groves felt there was a poor helping last week.
Shaw
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Post by Copland on Sept 12, 2006 18:33:35 GMT 1
Its Morgan Stanley Flash,
In the time its taken me to write this i have just earnt your weekly pay.
Flash get down the track with piece and see if you can put up a worthy challenge.
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Post by Flash on Sept 12, 2006 22:01:19 GMT 1
Sorry Marky,
I just realised I blew your cover!
Thats right - man with ankle tag, members of Boscombe Celtics, Marcus Copland is in LONDON working for MORGAN STANLEY!!
Flash
P.S. The sausages are delicious, keep up the good work! Wink Wink!
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Post by copland on Sept 13, 2006 14:29:25 GMT 1
I didnt write that second message.............newmans
I recall the man with the tag threatening newmans not me shawman. This whitness protection is a breeze though, get a job, car, and a safe house, i mean i cant complain.
All i need now is a fiance, then i can thank her in my diss...........ha ha ha ha (i can see you laughing newms!!)
Ill be down next month to see you all in action, im expecting goals, thats what i pay my money to see!!!
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Post by guess who on Sept 13, 2006 14:54:06 GMT 1
alright you bunch of retribates, your team sucks ass!!! so does the camra man bald secretary and big nosed gaffer, and i am going to go curl one off on you pitch tonight!!!!!!!
ps you all look like faggots especially the warren and groves or wat ever there names are.
ps fuck you
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Post by thegaffer on Sept 13, 2006 20:37:10 GMT 1
How brave arsewipe. Don't forget to pull down your trousers and pants before you curl one down. You sound as though you might be a bit thick and forget to do something so simple as removing garments of clothing! Will the faeces be coming from the top part of your body or the lower part?
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Post by Flash on Sept 13, 2006 21:50:35 GMT 1
Marcus,
You writing another dissatation then? What was wrong with the first one? And if so what name would you put in the acknowledgements - little indian? Pocahontas? or cartoon face?
Newmans - I know your already tall but you are still not growing as a person [remember what we talked about]! And no this doesn't mean we're not talking!
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Post by Flash on Sept 13, 2006 21:55:24 GMT 1
A few questions;
Who is 'guess who'?
Why can't they spell 'camera'?
And how come Warren gets called 'The' Warren?
Weird!?
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Post by Newms on Sept 13, 2006 22:15:54 GMT 1
Flash i havent written i thing, who are you to judge whether im growing as a person anyway.
You take this notice board far to seriously.
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Post by Rob Price on Sept 14, 2006 1:35:00 GMT 1
ps you all look like faggots especially the warren and groves or wat ever there names are. This person is clearly a retard. Jonny "Steve" Austin looks nothing like a faggot. He looks like a baked bean. |
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Post by The Secretary on Sept 14, 2006 1:40:40 GMT 1
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Post by guess who on Sept 15, 2006 8:30:42 GMT 1
well you jockeys may have beaten us in the cup but we still rule ferndown. Half you batty boys don't even live in the area and are never in the pub.
pull your head out of your arses you gay fucks.
up the colts i cant wait for us to meet again.
ps your all wankers!
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