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Post by Hard Nut Harry on Jul 14, 2008 18:05:34 GMT 1
I think Mr twat and Mr Cashmore should stop all this flirting and jus get down to the knitty gritty,maybe book a hotel room and put Mr twat in a dress (well he is a secretary everyone knows thats a womens job)!
As for footy Mr Cashmore does seem to have a good cv so i jus wonder why he is currently managing a load of retards,must like a challenge.Lets not fall out bout the standard tho, 007 is correct there all shit after premier.
Now Mr Cashmore why dont you go back to the window lickers and see if any of them can do more than 3 kick ups x x x
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Post by 007 on Jul 15, 2008 11:07:00 GMT 1
I seem to have 'The Secretary' a little rattled, i kinda of find it amusing that the only insult you offer me is use of foul language, not once have a used such on you. Mr Cashmore, i am impressed with your old track record, you were lucky to have such a good players at SK, i think you would agree the standard in bournemouth has improved over the LAST 10 YEARS but if you want to thrive on your past success thats fine, Pete Burns has done it for 20 years with the Spin me Right round song! I think Hardnut Harry, is out of order, you can your tongue out of my arse too. Enjoy your presentation night White Heather, i bet half your pre-madonna team dont even show up!!
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Post by Dom Glen on Jul 15, 2008 19:17:43 GMT 1
Christ! What a load of shit over nothing! Who are you 007!? I feel sad for you that you have to go on other teams websites and say shit, you are so brave, your mum will be proud! I only played a few games at the end of the season but from that I could tell that we have a decent squad who will do well in any Sunday league.
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Post by Arse Cashmore on Jul 16, 2008 0:00:54 GMT 1
Mr Hardnut - Yes I do like a challenge - you can't be anyone important otherwise you would know me, and I would know you.
We are training Thursday 7pm at the zig zags Bournemouth Beach,why don't you come along and you can see my retards running on the beach.
007 - Luck has nothing to do with winning, which you would know if you had won a football league title,and no the standard isn't better their is no depth and no competition.
There is a difference between 6 and 3, it might not be a lot technically but their is physically - the reason why I know this - is because I play in Div3
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Post by Dom Glen on Jul 16, 2008 13:10:05 GMT 1
Seeing as I have been playing in the DPL for the last 5 years I think I know the difference between good and bad standards of football!!
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Post by Dom Glen on Jul 16, 2008 13:12:47 GMT 1
Sorry I thought that reply was for me but realised afterwards it wasn't!
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Post by Hard nut harry on Jul 16, 2008 17:33:21 GMT 1
Mr Cashmore as i understand it dont your team train twice a week,i find that slightly embarrassing for you that your team is still rubbish.The heather manage to never train turn up half cut and still win everything in sight,maybe its because we have players with natural ability so thus dont have to go on sad little holding hands runs down the beach.Nearly everyone in the the team plays alot higher on saturdays so dont patronise us with your div 3 is alot different to div 6 talk
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Post by Arse Cashmore on Jul 16, 2008 19:43:51 GMT 1
Mr Hardnut if your players play on Saturday and play for anyone credible they will be training twice a week now as well knob head.
And if you actually read my post I said their wasn't a lot of differnece technically but their is physically between 6-3
We train at various locations around the coast each week, last week it was Hengistbury Head, the week before it was shell bay and tomorrow it is the zig zags. I'm chuffed to bits that i've managed to get Loco training properly for the first time in the clubs history.
you say "we" as if you are part of the heather - why do you call the club secetary a twat how insulting.
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Post by 007 on Jul 17, 2008 15:17:42 GMT 1
Dom Glen my mother is very proud, and yours was very satisfied after the entire Nigerian Football team entertained her last night. Mr Cashmore, i cant actually believe you are still playing at your ripe old age.. must be those cod liver oil tablets! Hope your enjoying the sights of Bmth beaches, but i thought pre season was about hard work and not going for lovely strolls with your partners! Hardnut Harry, im bored of even reading what your writing go back to reading the daily sport as whatever you write has no sense or meaning.... you must be a White Heather player because you sound thick! I am concerned this has got a little out of hand, all i commented on was that the white heather seem to be splitting at the seems and the players training with other teams and now i have issues between another clubs and phantom guests!!! White Heather when do you start pre season???
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Post by The Enforcer on Jul 17, 2008 16:32:05 GMT 1
I really did want to stay in retirement this season however after reading some of the pathetic posts on here (and also back by popular demand!!) i feel i need to return!!!
Mr Cashmore and 007 why dont you both get off this site as neither of you are good enough too lace any member of the heather squads boots.
Cashmore you always were shite and still are so stick to manageing stay off this site and carry on running your retards into the ground ready for next seasons thrashing!!!!
Hopefully your window lickers will be brave enough to try and play football rather than seeing how many fouls they can give away in 90 minutes.
Can i also suggest that we all wait untill the season starts to see how many players sign on as speculation is boring!!!! And as for this Parley rule - what a load of shit next thing they will try is the contract rubbish lets not forget that none of us are pros and we are all shit hence the reason we play for pub teams on a sunday morning - lets just get back to enjoying it and keep retards off this site, get back to your running and await your lesson!!!!!!!!
The Enforcer
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Post by Hard nut harry on Jul 17, 2008 17:42:42 GMT 1
Mr cashmore your detctive skills were right "we" did mean i am part of the current team,I am currently training twice a week but not for a tough season in div 3 like you and your downeys.
Its good to see the enforcer back on in force all we need to do is get rid of 007 now and this site is up and running.Although he did make a valid point about you still playin at your age mr cashmore,arnt you like 1000 years old now?
Are you part of the angel 007?
Have fun at your gay march parade on the beach tonight and see you soon,ill be the running past you with the ball while you try and chop me coz we both know thats all thats ever been in your locker.
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Post by The Enforcer on Jul 18, 2008 13:33:22 GMT 1
I think we should probably lay off Mr ashmore now as it is getting a little unfair, after all he is PROUD that he has finally got the Loco team training again properly for the first time in ages -- PROUD - he really needs to get out more if that is all he has to be proud about!!!
Hard nut harry i dont believe you are a heather player as to be honest you sound a little gay for our team and maybe should see mike constable for a game of "ding dong merrily on high" with cashmore and 007!!!
As for 007 dont even get me started!!! he needs to find a girlfriend and close family members dont count -- i am sure his answer to this post will be something to do with my mother as clearly mum jokes (so 1999 by the way) are all he has in his rather boring and immature locker!!!
The Enforcer
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Post by dom on Jul 18, 2008 19:29:07 GMT 1
I agree 'Enforcer' well said!!
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Post by anon on Jul 20, 2008 16:31:38 GMT 1
everybody no's who 007 is ..........
He's trying to be the enforcer which he cant do !!!
007 needs to think of his own jokes to say not everybody else's
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Post by The Enforcer on Jul 20, 2008 17:08:45 GMT 1
everybody no's who 007 is .......... He's trying to be the enforcer which he cant do !!! 007 needs to think of his own jokes to say not everybody else's Well said anon i couldn't agree more!!!!
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