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Post by Rob Price on Apr 10, 2008 2:06:08 GMT 1
When I didn't have anything better to do than to read the musings of gayboys on this messageboard I stumbled across a thread (Yes, I'll get back to that) entitled "Sherborne West End F.C." started by our own Mr Knee. What started as a blatant attack on Mr Knee by myself was reduced to a thread (Yes, I really will get back to that,) containing the word "Caaaannnnnts", and I can only thank schnozzle for his input. Then another bignose said " Its nice to see some disadvantaged people making comments on our website! Shame about their limited vocabulary!".
I really must take the rhino to tusk on this one.
1/ You caaann't spell for shite. 2/ Your punctuation is shot to fuck (it's it's). 3/ This is not really a website.
After Cowface suggested that I kill myself, Luke crawled out of his own scrotum to whine about the website/sight/shite and the cheesehead they call Cunnie said "im sure me and luke could constuct a match report"
I can't wait for that one. Bet you can't do it. e-mail it to me or twat and it will go on the site - if we haven't died laughing or drowned in our own piss.
Ah, this is a new thread Luke, the subject is what it's about. So start a new thread next time uh? Either that or stick to facebook.
"It may as well be called Luke Ayrton fc" - mmmm
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Post by Luke on Apr 11, 2008 18:38:10 GMT 1
First of yes your right I do love wanking!!!!
Second as this site is no longer gettin the hits it once used to me and cunnie have decided to spruce it up abit.We will be sending you a in depth player pfofile on every member of the heather squad we may even do staff aswell.
All we need you to do is to stop taking pictures of young children the word on the street is you were under the bed with shannon matthews when she was found but anyway all we need you to do is bring your camera sunday morning and jus take a individual photo of each player please x x
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Post by Rob Price on Apr 11, 2008 23:36:04 GMT 1
Luke,
munch as I love you I find it hard to believe that you can't find any pix of your gay friends in match photos. You are either a retard or are trying to crank my handle. If you and Cuntstubble manage to produce a match report in english I will die of heart failure.
Best regards and all...
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Post by Rob Price on Apr 14, 2008 23:55:12 GMT 1
First of yes your right I do love wanking!!!! Second as this site is no longer gettin the hits ... All we need you to do is to stop taking pictures of young children .. Luke, stop kidding yourself, we all know you're a wanker. That's cos I took the porn off the site. You dicks never knew it was there. Everybody else who looked did, all 278,598 of them. The only pictures I take of children are featured in match photos, they're all on the pitch with a few grown ups (called the opposition). Occasionally I take pictures of toddlers, most have an IQ Stubbly can only dream of. Just read the player profiles. You should have sent it as a text file cos M$word's spelling and grammar thing crashed and burned so FFS DON'T HIT F7 - YOUR PC WILL DIE!!!. My heart feels fine, ECG says flatline - so as I work tonight with a large smoke, a bucket of port, and half a suckling piglet in a bap I'll make a start on yr page. The photos are as funny as fuck. I'll do one a week. The profiles may contain bones. Love etc..
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Post by cunnie on Apr 15, 2008 10:35:56 GMT 1
Is it me or does Rob Price talk in riddles?? The player profiles have been sent, the question is will we be waiting 6 months for them to be added??
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Post by The Enforcer on Apr 15, 2008 13:54:34 GMT 1
At last someone else has noticed that very strange man taking photos of all the children playing at the match - THANK GOD maybe he can finally be stopped.
I wonder what team your manager will decide on this evening - oh no sorry what team you will all decide on as your incompetant manager does not have a say!!!!
I wonder how you will get on without the players unable to perform in big games i.e Ashley Boyt, Danny More, Matt Groves, Luke Ayrton i predict a mauling for the Heather.
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Post by The Secretary on Apr 15, 2008 15:47:12 GMT 1
Mentula
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Post by thegaffer on Apr 15, 2008 22:12:25 GMT 1
The enforcer what a fucking joke! There seems to be a hint of jealousy i feel. What's the problem? Is it our sucess or your inferior life! You must have a damaged past. It's a shame your so spineless and have to hide behind a wank name. The enforcer - you make all of us piss our pants!
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Post by Coherent Ref on Apr 16, 2008 0:50:15 GMT 1
If any turn to mediums and wizards, prostituting themselves to them, I will set my FACE against them, and will CUT them off from the PEOPLE. Consecrate yourselves therefore, and be HOLY; for I am the LORD your GOD. Keep my statutes, and observe them; I am the LORD; I sanctify you. All who curse father or mother shall be put to DEATH; having cursed father or mother, their ATTACK AND BLOOD is upon them.
Heed my words Coherent Ref
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Post by Rob Price on Apr 16, 2008 1:53:59 GMT 1
Ok, who are these fucking retards? Come on, who fucked who's sister this time?
Mentulaheadz
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Post by The Enforcer on Apr 16, 2008 8:47:55 GMT 1
Reb Price - ave you ever pleeyed a game of fotball in your lfe or do you just spend Sunday moarnings up King George touching yourself at the prospect of bieng part of the Heather - And spend the rest of the week touching yourself in your bedrom over the pictures that that strange man takes displayed proodly on your walls!!!!!!
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Post by The Enforcer on Apr 16, 2008 8:51:21 GMT 1
A lucky result last night for the heather - our boys nearly ruined your season!!!!! I have never heard a team moan so much as you lot!!!
You relly are all a bunch of premadonas especially that one you call "Ronaldo" - who the hell does he think he is someone needs to tell him he is not as good as he likes to think he is!!!!
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Post by The Enforcer on Apr 16, 2008 13:30:11 GMT 1
The enforcer what a fucking joke! There seems to be a hint of jealousy i feel. What's the problem? Is it our sucess or your inferior life! You must have a damaged past. It's a shame your so spineless and have to hide behind a wank name. The enforcer - you make all of us piss our pants! YOUR Success - yes you are right i mean you did really well in division 8 last year and now have done well in the dizzy heights of division 6 - REALLY WELL DONE it must be challenging playin so far below yourselves i have heard that the local under 8's league need a team maybe you would win that league too!!! And also WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO? to warrant your comment about "our success" i feel your inferior life may be the joke around here not me i am just saying what alot of others think!!! When are we going to see that Rab C Nesbitt look alike on the sideline again i think his name is Willy!!!! Cant wait to see the result on Sunday i really hope you get battered nothing would pleasure me more - well except maybe <snip abuse - rob> Have you worked out who i am yet by the way as i am sure you are all dying to know - i can imagine the administrators of the sight frantically cheking the ip address - well let me tell you "you are no closer to catching me now than a year ago when i started" Good bye for now Heather loosers - you bunch of retarded hillbilly's!!!!
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Post by The Secretary on Apr 16, 2008 14:47:43 GMT 1
Guess my latin was correct then.
I know your ip address,but it`s more fun to let you carry on with your anonymous rantings!! It appears to keep "the children" amused,which is quite an achievement!!
Many thanks for your comments long may they continue.
Regards
The secretary
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Post by cunnie on Apr 16, 2008 14:47:57 GMT 1
Ooooh Hello Mr Enforcer. I love ur name by the way, its really macho. Did your boyfriend come up with that one?? I like how u study OUR results on go on OUR website to try and mug us off!!! Im suprised you have the time to get onto the net today, isnt Wednesdays 'signing-on' day at the job centre? Cunnie
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